where are you, sunglasses?

missing: 57 mm oliver peoples aero glasses in gold and amber.
also missing: my sanity as a result of trying to find said sunglasses.

i am sorry i neglected you for so long, but i didn't need you for nearly a month before this past monday. that is why i only now realized that you have disappeared. yeah, i have a lot of pairs that i could wear in your place, but, in the past year and a half, you have grown to be my favorite--my go-to whether i was dressed like a lady who lunches or a frump in a sweatshirt. i could just go and buy another pair just like you, but you know it is harder to want to spend right now when a tank of gas is costing me around $90. i have called all around town to see if anyone knows of your whereabouts, but no luck. now stop being so stubborn and come out of hiding. next week i am going to a place a where sunny day isn't considered worthy of celebration and news anchors acting like the apocalypse has come. i would like you to check it out with me. don't make me beg; it's not becoming on a woman.